“ya know, mara, i read in a book or some shit once that dolphins only smoke papers. this dolphin hitting a bong must have some kind of mutation.” coming up next, X-DOLPHINS X GAMES X-TREEEEEEMEEEEEE
“How they light up under water, we will never know. But it’s probably aliens. X-DOLPHINS X-GAMES X-TREEEEEMMMMMEEEE: THE SICKEST DOLPHINS DOING THE SICKEST TRICKS WITH SOME BIKES THAT WE TOSSED INTO THE OCEAN. Also, tune in next Wednesday for Family Cuttlefish with Morgan Freeman.”
But Morgan Freeman is really one of us and Family Cuttlefish is just a bunch of cuttlefish poorly cut and pasted onto some Family Guy reruns.
#scrambs #idea machines
scrambs replied to your post: scrambs replied to your post: I have Nat Geo on in…
or we could just make our own adult swim-esque nat-geo channel. this is one of our best ideas yet.
I CONCUR. We could use the wafflebay and waffle printer profits for it.
“And here we have a dolphin, doin’ some dolphin shit. Now here’s a picture of a dolphin hitting a bong. I wish I had a party dolphin. Party dolphin downloads brought to you buy the makers of wafflebay.”
scrambs replied to your post: I have Nat Geo on in the background, and I heard a…
Or seavesdropping. Look, we could be the fun narrators for national geographic. If they ever had an adult swim-esque version.
with peanut butter on them? mmmmmmmmmmmm sooooo goooooood. you should patent that downloadable waffle shit though. id totally seed torrents for that all day. spread the waffle love
I’ve never had waffles with peanut butter! It sounds delicious. Dude I should, but first there has to be some kind of waffle printer. Somehow we have to get those waffles off the computer and into peoples mouths, for free. Without having to actually get up and make them, because who really has time for that.
#the waffle bay #scrambs
you never really know. there could be a heel-eye-pokeout-massacre-party and it’d be a bunch of eyeless fucks. maybe including you. maybe not
That is a party that I would like to go to as long as my eyes were protected and I had some kind of slip resistant coating on my heels
because I assume there would be lots of blood
maybe my own
if I was one
I just really wanted to make some reverse stairs.
#scrambs #it's some fucking poetry #but mostly word stairs #not for climbing
you could poke an eye out with those
That would suck for the eyeless person, but if I get to keep the eye, perfect.
well fuck, i’ll be in florida then D’:
A sad face cannot express how deeply disappointed I am for you :/
id suggest staying away from heroin highway.
I had to google that, lol. Thank you for the tip, I’ll do my best to avoid it.
hey buddy…i like nickelback. when i feel like listening to shitty music, that is. hooha!HIIIYOOO. You is hilarryus, haha.
scrambs replied to your post: Hey look I’m a senior, take pictures of me rolling…
“Look, I have a truck and a football helmet, I’m not going to practice but I like to carry it like a purse because I’m a faggot.”
And the helmet is filled with Nickelback cds, because cool story bro lol u jelly get in the kitchen.
#scrambs #WELCOME BACK BUDDEH
this reminded me i need to go smoke. how long do you have to wait?Cherish that cigarette. I have to wait until 5:30. Unless I put on a movie and sneak off…ideas, ideas.
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